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-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
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"Does it worry you that you don't talk any kind of sense? "
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I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as
Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to
go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports
that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.
-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley
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When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb
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The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."
-- H.L. Mencken
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