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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:08am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:56am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 11:03am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 5:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:35am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 4:22am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2015 @ 1:39am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 1:53am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:11am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 4:19am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:44pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:02am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 10:23am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:15am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:26am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 10:13am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 1:23am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 10:37am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 4:47am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:55am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 9:35am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 4:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:54am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:02am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:39am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 4:53am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 1:43pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:00am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 10:28am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:12am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 9:56am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:56am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 1:47am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 11:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 3:02am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 4:16am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 5:37am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 7:48am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 3:41am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 6:26am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 9:50am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 2:19pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

16 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

13 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

18 / 30