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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:54pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:37pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:50pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 7:46pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:13pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 10:58am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 11:33am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:22pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 10:23am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 10:41pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 10:09pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:45pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 9:28pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:06pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 7:01pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 8:26pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 12:28pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 8:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:17pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:42pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:40pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 7:15pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:57pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 8:16pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 11:29am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 8:04pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:49pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 10:02pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 7:53pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:16pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 11:39am



Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.