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things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!
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Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
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Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't
understand his own meaning.
-- George D. Prentice
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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
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Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting
some useful work done.
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