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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:27am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 1:01pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 11:55am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 11:59am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:31pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 12:59pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:51am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 4:00pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:45am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:50pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:04pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:01pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 3:22pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:10pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 2:28pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:24am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:01am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:09am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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