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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 3:31am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 3:30am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 10:05am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2019 @ 8:21am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 3:34am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 3:37am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 11:40am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 6:55am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 3:25am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2020 @ 10:33am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 7:15am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 10:53am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 6:42am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 6:39am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 11:44am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 8:12am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 11:03am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 8:46am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 3:30am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 3:41am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 5:22am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 4:02am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2019 @ 5:15am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 2:20am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2019 @ 5:13am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 9:41am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2019 @ 12:12pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:57am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 4:30am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 7:35am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 5:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 5:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 8:58am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2020 @ 7:22am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 3:31am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2020 @ 9:46am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 9:41am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 9:15am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 10:58am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 9:28am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:29am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:27pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 9:46am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 7:06am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:55am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 5:44am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 10:57am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 10:51am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:22am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 11:40am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:29am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 2:22am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 6:58am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.