Sladerade
Slade   North Carolina, United States
 
 
I hate these chickens...scrawny little birds, just feathers and bones...



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Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
366
Trades Made
4,833
Market Transactions
2016 Columbus MLG Major Nuke Show Match Skins
Favorite Group
Grab Your Stuff, Get Up
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5 Hours played
Was called daddy within the first three minutes. 10/10
Recent Activity
3,230 hrs on record
last played on 25 Oct
3.7 hrs on record
last played on 27 Sep
0.9 hrs on record
last played on 18 Aug
Nightshade 25 Aug @ 12:06am 
I forgive you
Jhit 11 May @ 12:34am 
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Jhit 15 Apr @ 8:04pm 
kinda fruity
Girth Quake 15 Apr @ 8:03pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥.
aisatsana 19 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20pm 
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✪ xstacy 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15pm 
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