my beautiful goth wife 🖤🖤🌹⛓️

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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KonManTio 17 minutes ago
sexism.

✅ You done a bi-erasure.

✅ You heckin disrespected sex work.

✅ You called me "Joe Cuckold."

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shrimpocalypse 7 Nov @ 2:23pm
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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

If you get

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+rep groomed a 16 year old

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Yo! 🤟 so I’m like kinda new around here 🦾
Oh what my arm? Yeah it’s kinda like metal and stuff 🦾🦾 yeah I’m just epic😎✌️ like that yknow😎😎 ! Oh 😱 how did you know I was rich? 💸💸 i own a few planes and companies 🛩️🗼🗼 haha yeah have some reddit gold 🏅🏅🏅im like super cool and rich thanks for noticing ✍️✍️✍️✍️

Huh, well isn’t this a surprise i just happened upon your profile and from my analysis you are a female? Wow, that’s great it’s not every day you see female gamers (and extremely cute ones at that) I was wondering if you wanted to queue in some matchmaking on CS: GO perhaps?
I think our chemistry together would be fantastic if we ever happened to get in a call with each other eventually (don’t worry I’ll turn down my Skrillex when we talk) anyway I will patiently await your response to my request my queen xoxo

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you are a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

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hey, Shrimp! i'm an moderator from Jixaw Minecraft Server, the :4_: Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom chaos body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

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+ rep babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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f you're looking for a +rep on this profile you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding garlic bread recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients
4 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin ;) olive oil
1 loaf crusty bread, split
3 tablespoons grated cheese, Parmigiano or Romano, optional
Chopped fresh parsley

Directions
Combine garlic, butter, and oil in a microwave safe dish or in a small saucepan. Heat garlic and butter and oil in microwave for 1 minute or in a small pot over moderate-low heat for 3 minutes.

Toast split bread under broiler. Remove bread when it is toasted golden brown in color. Brush bread liberally with garlic oil. Sprinkle with cheese, if using, and parsley. If you added cheese, return to broiler and brown 30 seconds. Cut into chunks and serve.

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