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This is a review of Shenmue I I have not gotten to II on this port yet. A simple port with some added features to make this game accessible to even newcomers to the series. They have tweaked the visuals slightly but mostly it is in the state that it was in on dreamcast but now on multiple platforms. The audio quality is not the best, but I don't really see that being a problem. I don't know if I would agree that it is worth thirty dollars but it is a fantastic series either way I would recommend grabbing it or emulating it. I scream For Ice Cream.

一个有趣的游戏。 可以选择变体的班级，这是一个很好的选择！ 当你开始练级到更高级别时，有时会磨练很多，但并不是很糟糕。 具有能力的类定制也很好。 有趣的盲目游戏。

Twinking is more fun than ever thank you reddit!

tried it in 2006, tried it in 2018

i think i hate this game i have tried to enjoy it but i really can't but its probably a good game for someone out there

interactive visuals which make my tiny child brain happy

i like her funny shoes

THE APE IS BACK! In his first action game ever...DONKEY KONG COUNTRY! What makes this game so remarkable is that its the first game created with fully rendered graphics! What the heck is fully rendered? To put it in a nutshell: fully rendered means that the characters and all other graphics were created by computer modeling from all sides and angles of the objects. Thus animation is totally complete and uninhibited using any view of the object. The technology is not incredibly different than that which was used to create the dinosaurs of Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park or the wonders of The Mask! One of the best examples of the 3D rendering in this game is the water level. The shark also known as "Chomps Jr." IS AN INCREDIBLE SIGHT! The animation of everything in the game as well as all the backgrounds were created with rendering techniques on the silicon graphics computer! This amazing new technology discovered at RARE by Nintendo's Tony Harmon will be the next standard in video game animation and graphics! This technology marks a new era! The programmers of Donkey Kong Country were able to stretch their creative minds since Donkey Kong doesn't have a particularly detailed history. The main idea of the story is that you're trying to get back the bananas that were stolen from your stockpile. Kong, Diddy are the main monkey characters, but throughout the travels on the island of Donkey Kong Country you'll encounter several characters that are extremely diverse in personality. From an ostrich named Espresso to a Rhino named Ramby, the game is endless thrills and is certainly destined for greatness. Cranky Kong, the star of the original game and also DK's grandfather will give you advice throughout the game...he Thinks you need it. Hundreds of bonus levels result in a game that will never be boring. The music also adds a lot to the game...PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO DUDEEEEE! You can buy the music on CD from Nintendo if your Nintendo isn't hooked up to a stereo system. Cranky Kong remembers music in the old days, but Donkey Kong is truly with the times so to speak. His music is great for listening, just pause the game to hear the music without the game's sound effects! Speaking of sound effects you'll notice the quality of the echoes in the caves and Donkey Kong's ape noises! Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect! If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong Madness YOU ARE STUPID! Yes! I know! That's insulting, but it's also the truth! If you're a true videogame fan you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to buy this remarkable piece of videogame history! Bottom line...GET IT NOW! The graphics are an example of a revolution. Play control is very responsive and monkey feeling. The challenge is high because you must often pass several hard levels to reach Candy's save point. The two player game option is awesome since you can press A to let a other player play! What's even cooler is the way the game lets the next player pick up where the last player died without interrupting gameplay. If you want the other player to play, just press A! These features and so much more make Donkey Kong Country the GAME OF THE DECADE!

Hungry bread-and-butter hustle
You've been doing it a while, it is only fair
Where's your relaxation?
Where's the time required for your health?
Been hating on my new perspective
Been hurrying along, no meal is ever done
You could win a rabbit, you could have a rabbit or
If the fast child is going to have a dead hand
We can get him started, yeah
Bad mind, let me put on good habits
Been working to put on good habits
Sometimes I can't find my good habits

Spanish bands use all the echo
Persian kitties better stay out of the train
Glad you brought your food on
Eat it like it's going to get away
Your coffee sure is getting colder
The seats are getting fewer
Place is losing space
You could win a rabbit, you could blow an island through the rib
Rabbit or a habit, habit or a rib?
Rabbit or a habit, habit or a rib?
Rabbit or a habit, habit or a rib?
Rabbit or a habit?

The devs have practically abandoned any work on this game that doesn't involve furry bait or weeaboo bait softcore porn ♥♥♥♥. Hell is waiting for the devs

teh worst game of all time!