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I fancy Rishi Sunak. And after reading this, you probably will too
At first, I feared I was the only one, alone in the dirty, inappropriate dreams giving me night sweats in the best possible way. But one dark, emoji-filled evening on WhatsApp, emboldened by the lack of a face-to-face meeting, I opened up to my friends about my shameful new feelings: a deep desire for Rishi Sunak. Three dots bubbled back in the group chat. I was not alone.
Social media quickly caught up and now discussions about the strangely alluring chancellor have taken over threads across the internet. People’s cravings for the spectacled hunk have even gone so far that he’s taken on the nickname “Dishy Rishi”. The attraction has nothing to do with the man’s political party; in fact, that’s usually a turn-off for many harbouring the shameful crush. Yet, while Labour’s Keir Starmer is at a first glance far more aesthetically pleasing, Rishi is the man we’d all self-isolate with.
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