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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:32pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:54pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:56am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:58am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:47pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:07pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:11pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:07pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:48pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:15pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:35pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:53pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:41am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:36am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:18pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:05pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:01am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 4:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:14pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:41pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:21pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:15am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:33am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:14am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:46pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:01am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:25am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:23am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:05pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:23pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:05pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:50am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:20am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:44am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:22pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:14am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May @ 12:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:27am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:07pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:40am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:13am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:24am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:22am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:10pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:03am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:50am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:22pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:13am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:10am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:52pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:51pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:55pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:56am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:34pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:44am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:25am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:51am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:22pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:23am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:23am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:40am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:56pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:41am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:50am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:45am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:57am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:38pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:12am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:41am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:47pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:07pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:37pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:39pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:39am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:49pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:10pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:05pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:28am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:25am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:04pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:51am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:20pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked