Recent reviews by THE DISTORTION

< 1 2 3 >

Showing 1-10 of 21 entries

Recommended

42.3 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)

my friend placed a banana peel at the top of a vine and i slipped on it and fell to my death

Posted 6 August.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award

Recommended

37.1 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)

i dont know why theres so many negative reviews about error screens and bugs and ♥♥♥♥ when i played the entire 4 chapters in one go without pause right after they dropped and i experienced like one bug total

also 10/10 game
♥♥♥♥ the knight though i hate that guy

gerson hype moments and aura

Posted 11 June.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award

Recommended

41.1 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)

no matter how strong your build is
hammer man is stronger and faster
i learnt this the hard way when he wiped my healthbar in one hit after i grappled to him right before he swung the hammer

Posted 10 June.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award

Recommended

22.9 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)

i cannot be trusted with the photon gun

Posted 22 April. Last edited 15 July.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award

Recommended

28.7 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)

Total misplay.

Posted 28 February.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award

Recommended

22.2 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)

installed ''a few'' mods, explored a bit, picked up a new wand, fired it once, game froze for one minute straight and when it unfroze the third impact had occurred and the entire place had been turned into Extremely Hot Fanta (molten rock and flame)

10/10 game play it now if u havent already

Posted 23 February.

Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

Award