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jewish

added 2 negotiate

🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

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add me pls

+rep add me

Analyzing...

Jew confirmed.

thinking bout those beans

ure a real human bean

Adding for a trade!

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

consume

eat

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your ♥♥♥♥♥ for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired

Ｈｅｌｌｏ，　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　 ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　 ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｄａｙｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅｓ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙｓ　(ｇａｙ　;　ｈｏｒｓｅ　ｄｉｃｋ　;　ｇｉａｎｔ　ｄｉｃｋ　;　ｓｈｅｍａｌｅ)．Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

-rep doesn't speak dutch

do u speak dutch

Filled with soup

Soup-filled

+rep added for important reasons

What are you talking about? I don't know, I used to take part in the countless secret raids of my "Navy fleet of Al Qaeda, " More than 300 confirmed that he killed people. I was trained in the Gorilla Wars and even had an American army sniper. Yes, but only for other purposes. I've never seen this world, exact, my word. You think this thing can surf the internet? I thought anew. I've contacted my mystery, spies, United States, now that we have a better storm, ready for maggots. A storm that wiped away life. You and my girlfriend have sex with me anytime, anywhere, and I can kill you in 700 ways, it's just in his hands. The formation of martial arts skills is easy, but in the arsenal of the American navy, I use it to remove the unfortunate group of donkeys. If you know that you are ready to pay a little bit of a "smart " comment, you might start looking for him and follow the fall. But no, it's soup, you fool. Rage, the whole world goes to hell and sinks. You slept with my girlfriend.

piss
and
d i s m i s s

Would ♥♥♥♥

-rep fake and gay

traps are gay

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life

LMAO

tom

+rep very fast trader and also fast runner cause hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Me: "Hey, my parents aren't home, let's smash"
Girl: "ok, be right over ;)" ...
[girl enters]
Me: "where is ur gamecube controller"

sum1 told me i have down syndrome but i think they might be lying cause i can look up?? i usually see the sky or my room when i do
do i have down syndrome or not??

hi how are u

the person under me and the person above me have down syndrome

Ｈｅｌｌｏ，　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　 ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　 ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｄａｙｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅｓ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙｓ　(ｇａｙ　;　ｈｏｒｓｅ　ｄｉｃｋ　;　ｇｉａｎｔ　ｄｉｃｋ　;　ｓｈｅｍａｌｅ)．Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

No honor these days... ganker.

hold up give me your memes this is a meme robbery

bang bang meme alert WEEWOOWEEWOO

I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah.

I have a great idea. I want to make a porn movie of Jesus. It would start with him hoisting a huge table up and his biceps flex and drip with sweat. And it cuts to a passerby staring with lust. And Jesus nods and he slams the table down and wipes his brow. And his father comes in and says "Jesus, you must find a woman before the full moon festival or you will be shunned" and Jesus laughs and says "Oh father, you worry too much!"

Cut to Jesus in a field with hundreds of men. They have come for an orgy, but there aren't enough dildos and lube to go around. His disciples say "Master, these men want to ♥♥♥ already. Let them go to their own homes and masturbate" but Jesus took a single dildo and made it enough so all the man had ten to spare.

Then Jesus went to the party and turned the water into ♥♥♥. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the leprosy out of the ten men. He made a blind man ♥♥♥ so hard he could see. He spit on a man's ♥♥♥♥ and rubbed ♥♥♥♥ on it and he could walk again. Jesus and the Disciples all had a "Last Supper" where they enjoyed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Jesus cam into a cup and shat on a plate and said "this is my body, drink!"

Then Jesus would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as he was whipped by the Hot Roman Guards. And then as Jesus is being nailed to the cross and ♥♥♥♥♥♥, he says to the man beside him "Truly I say to you, you will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me in paradise." And the last shot is him saying "It is finished!" as he orgasm and writhes and dies from an super intense orgasm that splits the temple curtain.

So if anime isn't already bad itself, but now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting in to a little something called traps. Basically its a dude that dresses up like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥ and you say it isn't gay.

Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD

Reasons for manspread:

• Testicles are uncomfortable to squish, but it’s also unhealthy for
them to be kept at body temperature, thus the issue is discomfort and health.
• Ischium bones in men, the bones you sit on, are closer together, meaning men have a smaller point of contact.
• The inferior pubic rami, used to balance when you sit, is 20-30
degrees narrower in men, resulting in less stability; additionally, it
makes sitting with one’s legs apposed unnatural.
• Men have cylindrical thighs, as opposed to conical thighs, further compounding the issue of sitting with one’s thighs apposed.
• Men have narrower acetabulum, meaning their thighs are closer
together, resulting in less space between them, further compounding the
above, the issue of external genitalia, and reducing the amount of
balancing leverage available when sitting with one’s thighs apposed.