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2 people found this review helpful
3,544.4 hrs on record (1,914.0 hrs at review time)
This game isn't for everyone.
It has a high price of admission if you want to experience all the content it has to offer, and also there are lots and lots of mechanics that have been implemented over time that aren't explained all that well to new players.
I'd seriously recommend learning a fair amount about how the game works before trying to play it, as it'll make your new player experience much smoother.
My main draw to this game for the 3ish years I vaguely knew about it before buying, was that it seemed like it was an adrenaline-pumping game, and that the primary source of enjoyment came from making exciting and daring plays, not necessarily winning.
I don't expect to win every game, but I do my best to use all that I've learned to do well, and that's what I think a lot of people should try to do if they want to get the most enjoyment possible.
Play to play well. Winning is just a side objective that can come from doing things well.
Everyone enters a trial ready to see if they're better, but even if they're not, everyone leaves with the points they can use for spending on characters which they can use again.
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 12 February.
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478.3 hrs on record (364.6 hrs at review time)
I liek to truk.
Posted 26 November, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
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Posted 4 March, 2022.
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6.3 hrs on record
A great short game to experience for a few hours.
The controls are intuitive, and the handling is fine-tuned pretty well.
Only issue I had was optimization, but for a free game made as a university project, that is completely acceptable since that wouldn't have been a major focus of the team.
Give it a go!
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
564.6 hrs on record (335.1 hrs at review time)
What can I say about this game, there's honestly so much.

The amount of work that went into this is astonishing, there's such a vast amount of content in the game that you can spend hours in one play session doing wildly different things.

The story is extremely well done, and Arthur Morgan is arguably one of the best protagonists ever made in a video game. His emotions are portrayed very well, and all the interactions he and other characters have with each other and the world are extremely thorough. It's almost impossible to not love the vastness of the game, and it's utter beauty at so many moments.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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158.1 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
As the amazing Marcus once said:
"Guns! Glorious guns!"
Posted 8 January, 2017.
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1,465.1 hrs on record (209.9 hrs at review time)
Fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game Valve

I've had Team Fortress 2 for the longest time, and I've played it so much that I believe it is time for a review.
First off TF2 is a really fun game, and it's not a game you can get burnt-out on. There is so much that changes whenever you play. The multiple gamemodes, diversity of players, maps, custom gamemodes. It's amazing! The items are probably the best part too. You can find out what type of class & loadout that fits your type of playstyle. That's why Team Fortress 2 is an amazing game. However, there can never be a perfect game. The only problem I've had with it, is probably that there are many things in a game that can ruin a single play-time. That is a player's ping. Ping is probably the only thing that can get REALLY annoying in a very serious game. Anyways, other than that I believe TF2 is a GREAT game.
Posted 28 April, 2016. Last edited 3 June.
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2 people found this review funny
25.7 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Well, now that the game is fully released, I have to do re-re-review.

Even though much isn't different now that the game has been fully released, but many things are probably going to change. There are definitely going to be more people now. (I mean, that's a given) Also, when I logged in after the release, I got a ton of in-game money and xp because I was a veteran player in the early access game. I hope H&G does extremely well in the future, and prospers immensely. Good luck Reto Moto.

Pros:
-Plays well (For Me) at max settings and 20 fps
-Simple, easy to pick up gameplay
-Varied choice in playstyle (Sniping, Kamikaze, Stealthy, etc.)
-Overall fun to experience
-I get to ride a freaking bike
-I also get to run people over with cars

Cons:
-Lots of time to get more things
-Sometimes gets boring and repetetive

(I'll probably add more to these lists when I have time)
Posted 7 February, 2015. Last edited 20 October, 2016.
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