I'm Bernard Fuddle, and I've been on the water for 47 years; I've been on schooners, I've been on a 80 ft yachts, many times. Now I live in La Junta, and I need a couple boats, I've got hundreds of millions of dollars; but what you don't seem to fathom is that i need to get on the water ALLOOONNNE for two or three days, make a decision. How does that sound right off the bat?

"Is it your money that buys you respect?"
"THE BOOT ON MY FOOT"