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Ryu Azuku   Billings, Montana, United States
 
 
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TLDR:
Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ it's just Fallout 4 with a different skin on it

The Elderscrolls 6 is absolutely doomed.......


Edit Review In Progress:

Going through Ruins on the first real terrestrial body everything here feels like Fallout 4 but with a different skin on it. Probably due to the fact that the soundtrack is made by Ion Zur who made the equally forgettable soundtrack for Fallout 4, and I can hear the exact same bandit voice actors from Fallout 4.

Good god the faces of all NPC's in this game just make me feel physically disgusted. I spent more time just looking at/reading the subtitles just to avoid looking at the horrid faces of the NPCs. Kinda weird since they're technologically superior to ANY Bethesda game to date. You can tell just by watching gameplay that they invested quite a bit into making more complex facial animations for anything humanoid, which begs the question WHY DO THEY STILL FEEL COMPLETELY LIFELESS!?!?! Hell I'd rather look at the faces of the NPCs of Skyrim and, compared to Oblivion, they were totally lifeless! There's something about how they set it up that makes looking at them Physically Disgusting(TM).

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EDIT April 29th, 2024
Alright I really don't think I'll be adding anything else to this review due to how uninterested I am in this game except for one positive thing. I do really enjoy the hand-crafted environments for this game. Anytime I found myself in somewhere new I really enjoyed looking at all the details the world-builders crafted to the world. ESPECIALLY the constellation headquarters, they did a great job with physically building alot of the environments the player encounters. But that's pretty much the only praise I will give this game.

I lied:
Another MAJOR gripe I have with the game has to do with combat. WHY IS THERE NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INDICATION THAT I'M TAKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMAGE OTHER THAN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TINY ASS ARROW? FALLOUT 4 SHOWED BLOOD SPLATTERS AND DISTORTED THE CAMERA SO YOU KNEW YOU WERE GETTING ATTACKED!! I'VE DIED SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAS SHOOTING ME. WHAT R E T A R D DESIGNED THIS ♥♥♥♥?!??!?!?!


SPOILER AHEAD DON''T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS
jesus christ there's literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skyrim shouts in this game. Bethesda what are you doing.

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Even after that light praise I still think.....................
Future games from Bethesda have no hope..........It's Over


EDIT: Overall I really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game, it does have its moments but jesus christ it sucks ass.



After finishing this I don't think I'll ever pick this game back up for a replay. NewGame+ has zero interest for me. I almost regret playing this and felt like I just wasted time.
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Lambolorean 25 Jan, 2013 @ 5:44pm 
Congrats on finally beating those roof mascots!