also bald

peepee poo poo

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out*

played rust with this guy. not only does he only use a rock to go scrapping, but he goes around and trolls everyone and makes enemies with them. he runs around the dark with his torch on 24/7. builds bases with the floor and roof being wood. always forgets the lock codes. eats all the food even when hes full. robs you while youre sleeping. at night time, he camps in gas stations with 10 eokas in his inventory and nothing else. -rep

+rep burgos enjoyer

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.