Recent reviews by Chris Shawarma

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Whatever you do dont give this company more money. The game is overrun by hackers, the chances that a random player is legit are lower than him being a hacker. And if you think that youll just join different lobby, good luck the stuff they spawn is loaded till you restart the game. Also the loading times are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. Lobby with over ten players is guaranteed to have at least one hacker. The only way you can have fun is if you play with friends or have modded money.

I absolutely love the mysterious feel of the Half-Life universe. The puzzles in this game are just a bonus I could play this game just for the lore and the visuals, which still look good especially in the lower parts of the complex, where the game shows you just enough to make you wandering how big the complex actually is. The panorama of the mysterious Aperture laboratories combined with the excellent voice acting for Glados and the occasional Cave Johnson recordings make for an excellent atmosphere while you’re making your way through puzzles made by murderous AI.

This is a game done right, the game is based around one mechanic, but that mechanic is polished to its limits. The visuals are simple, yet elegant and make the game less intensive even on older systems. Enemies exploding during slowmotion is what I could do for hours on end. The time control feels so immersive and satisfying definitely recommend. I still remember playing the web demo few years back and then buying the game when it finally released.

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