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such a masterfully crafted little ride!
put together the pieces, collect the braincells rings and uncover the secret of the mirage express.

Alright, I'll get all up in this.

Khimera is a retro-style side-scrolling platform-bouncing beat-em-up, featuring the most adorable of protagonists ever.

What's the story?
There's a peaceful and rich island somewhere, and it's full of monster girls. Then, pirates attack for the money. Meanwhile, a scientist had just finished building a chimera [Cheshia], when he's asked to help save the island. He gives the chimera a golem arm to beat pirates up with. Then you go beat up a lamia [she has arms, she can't be a naga].

Gameplay?
You have a number of actions you can use to battle the pirates.
- Normal punch
- Strong punch
- Dash punch
- Air punch
- Ground punch

While each should fill their own role, the dash punch is highly spammable, meaning it's superior to the rest in the boss fights [or at least one boss fight].

Level Design?
Some levels are just painful to try playing [Oil Rig, Airship Fortress]. Some are easier, but only slightly. If you can beat Mega Man, you may only have slight difficulties with this game. If you haven't, you're straight boned.

Distractions?
You can play a weird Mario Bros./Wrecking Crew imitation called Cake Boy. There's a chef in a place with cakes, signs, sweets, doors and snakes. The goal is to score points by collecting sweets, getting the cake to the white door or blowing up enemies with bombs. Each door leads to the other door of the same color, and cracked doors break after use.

So, overall?
This is a game. It exists. If it costed money, you can bet the top of your legs it'd be worth a fiver. But it doesn't.
Which lets me rate it:
9/10 [Almost perfect]

If you're reading this, let me tell you what you need to know.

Fallout: New Vegas [Hereafter FoNV] is one of those games which makes use of a versatile game engine... to simulate post apocalyptic Las Vegas. If you survive the long walk through mutant-infested roads that is.

Let's start from the beginning. You're playing as a courier. But, before you start your adventures in getting off your face drunk and hyped up on any one of many fictional drugs while reading a magazine about 'true stories about policemen', you get shot. Right in the brain. Yeah, life is tough.

But, you survive. And everything beyond that is up to you. Hunt down the jackass that put the bullet there, and return the favor? Find and finish delivering that package? Wander off into the sunset, shooting geckos and scorpions? Maybe go to New Vegas and get kicked out of all the casinos for winning too much?

You get to choose how you act, and most of what you can say is your choice. You can gamble until you can't afford any more bullets. You can gamble until even the highest grade rifle doesn't put even a small dent in your savings.

Honestly, I'm not sure you'll ever stumble onto any other games with so much game in them after you leave this page. And, with mods, you can even add Pong to your virtual wrist computer.

...Why haven't you gone back up the page and hit the 'Buy' button? Not enough money?

I would have recommended this a long time ago, but then the entire system the game works on shifted.

Previously, you had 2 kinds of energy. Yeah, cool. You could go 10 floors of the dungeon every 24 hours. Alright, they removed energy costs to use the elevators, letting you delve in further. But the free energy was removed, and replaced with some weird Lives/Crafting Sparks sytem. Honestly, RNG doesn't want me to go any deeper. Can't improve my gear by levelling up what I have either, because I can't get enough sparks to level it up.

And collecting enough coins to buy energy to get what you want? You'll use up your lives in no time.

And the updates list is more like a list of seasonal events. No matter what the situation is, there's only "Hey, it's X event, why not buy a prize box?"

With over 200 hours, I just want to be able to enjoy this 'free' game again. Not spend another 50 hours toiling in the clockworks just hoping to be able to afford the stuff I need to progress in the story questline. Not selling my materials for crazy prices just to help with getting more energy so I can buy more lives so I can fight the next boss.

So, if you added a prize roullette to logging in? And loaded it with revives and crafting sparks? Then I'll be back.
Until then, I'm out.

100% Orange Juice is a 'party' game with deceptively cute characters, but hiding underneath its' delicious, pudding-like exterior is the bestworst sort of addictive drugsgameplay.

But what does that mean for you? Sending all your prayers to RNGesus while you try to get back up after being killed by a seagull, only for someone to launch a barrage of magic lasers and rockets at your face before you can even try to move away. Drawing only cards you can't even use at level 1 while everyone else is firing off their hypers every second turn.

But wait, there's more! If you own Sora, QP Shooting or 200% Mixed Juice, you get access to bonus alternate characters!

Overall, if you just want a fun game to waste a full week straightcouple hours in, get some 100% Orange Juice.

>Commanded a ragtag band of soldiers from different dimensions
>Robots, Beasts and Cyber-Zombies
>Wondered why my opponent passed every turn
>Hit them for 1000+ damage all at once
>Turns out to be playing against a goldfish

A perfect 7/5 if I ever saw one.