The difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has its limits.

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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

This is why I don't let friends use my computer. Because they ♥♥♥♥ with my steam and other ♥♥♥♥.

Love playing with friends, love making new memories, LOVE WHEN FRIENDS LET PEOPLE RUN PAST THEM AND THEN CONTINUE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LET THEM KILL ME.

When people ask me what I love, I tend to reply with "Kinky games that lead to me being strangled with a sock."

Did you know that 9/10 people enjoy gang rape? Good, cause I'm that 1.

You can't tell a Jew what to do. It just doesn't work...

"I shoot loads into my moms socks" - Freddie

I sexually identify as mustard.

My rank is Legendary Nova

When your aunt asks if you're gay, and you say no but now your family thinks you're sucking the ♥♥♥♥ on the dl...

"My ♥♥♥♥ rarely get's hard." -ToiletMuscles

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"If I paint my pc black, will it run faster or just stop working?" - Squishy....