I enjoy drinking copious amounts of alcohol while playing games into the wee hours of the morning while yelling at 10 year olds about how I'm better than them because I have a beautiful girlfriend (hint: I do not).

Also when I have sex, I pretend it's a Pokemon battle. I use Lure, Tail Whip, Growl, Tackle, Harden, Lick, Body Slam, Sweet Kiss, Hydro Pump, Pound, Mega Drain, and Rest. In that order. Afterwards, I feed my opponent 3 rare candies and then give them a complimentary ride to the Pokemon Center. A woman has yet to leave unsatisfied.

I play games, I write stories and I enjoy humanity. I most of all, enjoy and love my pingu. You love me when it's easy and more importantly, when it's not.ven.