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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:03am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:35pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:08am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:00am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 11:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:35am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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