Recent reviews by big nyine nyine

nice economy, bozo

Significantly better than the first, which was already decent. A surprisingly long mod with a pretty graceful mixture of elements from HL2, the HL2 beta, HL1, and even HL: Alyx. The story handles things with a different method than the traditional Valve way of doing things, but is executed quite well. If you found Hunt Down the Freeman to be wasted potential, you should really give this mod your time.

The scale and intensity of some of the fights in E:Z2 are more in the style of a game like Halo, with friendly and enemy AI fighting in complex, large situations. The work done with the NPCs in general adds a lot of variety to the combat, with redone Combine and Rebel AI giving them a lot more capability for interesting combat. The brand new enemies help a lot too, with some fun surprises I won't spoil here.

Combat has been rebalanced dramatically, with the player being squisher than the average HL2 experience, but their weapons buffed up significantly to compensate. The result is a fast paced, brutal experience that encourages you to be aggressive and destroy the enemy before they can do the same to you. It plays more akin to a Monolith shooter like Blood or F.E.A.R. than HL2 now, which is a positive change in my book.

Lastly, I have to give some love to the presentation. The graphics are quite nice for Source, with excellent lighting and custom assets, and the level of environmental variety is impressive. Plenty of places to blast rebels in, and some nice tunes to do it to. Shoutout to the cutscenes and setpieces that are quite elaborately detailed for just a Source mod, and just as memorable as anything from Valve themselves.

tl;dr this thing is among the best mods for the entire HL series and is extremely worthy of your time.

Honestly, this game is trash anyways, but I'll jump on the bandwagon. Censorship is wrong.

A wonderful tribute to old school survival horror with a few minor flaws.

this game is a triumph until you play it.

also they made ram boring

like re4 but not fun

performance sucks ass right now but this is still the best Sam game in a very long time. better than 3.

Anytime Kirito is onscreen, the game review score lowers to 0/10. Any other time, its like a solid 7/10.

i wish i could have these hours back

Aiyyo, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ must be outcha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind
Thinkin dog can't pull another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rabbit out the hat
♥♥♥♥♥ I ain't gotta check out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleeves you ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ is y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥...
Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't be serious
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to ♥♥♥♥ thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't ♥♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THE B'INESS FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Once a song, I come though, guns is drawn
BLAM BLAM, lungs are gone, sons will mourn
From dusk till dawn, nighttime belongs to the dog
On the street passed midnight, look for 'em in the morgue
Don't play with these cats cuz I ain't got nothin to say to these cats
For the mothers that really do love em, please pray for these cats
Cuz I know ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is hardheaded but I ain't got the patience
Don't want me havin no patience turn into more patience
More trips to ICU cuz I see you
Tryna get away with ♥♥♥♥ a real ♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't do
Where my dogs at? (RIGHT HERE) See them ♥♥♥♥♥♥? (RIGHT WHERE?!?)
GET EM BOY! (RIGHT THERE) That's how we do... (AIIGHT THEN)
This is for my dogs, this is for my dogs
YO, WHERE WE AT BABY?!? (CREEPIN THROUGH THE FOG)
From then till now, don't ask me how
Know that we gon roll like them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and hit every block on the job
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
I get tapes doin times, stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like grapes makin wine
Five CD's with mad rhymes
Don't hit me with that positive ♥♥♥♥, I know you lyin
You really wanna stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from dyin? Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from tryin
I cuz I ain't really got that time to waste
and I thought I told you to get these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bums out my face
Lookin atchu in your grill, I might be nice to cut
Once I split ya ass in two, you'll be twice as butt
Yeah, you right, I know ya style - ♥♥♥♥♥ cuz I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it
Since we all right here, you hold my ♥♥♥♥ while he suckin it
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't you know you'll never come near me
Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein ♥♥♥♥ clearly
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat my ♥♥♥♥ and bust off in ya eye so you can see me comin/cumin
Empty clips and shells are what I leave behind
and if they get me with the joint, they hit me with a three-to-nine
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOOD AT?!? (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
NO ONES' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH ME ♥♥♥♥♥, FO REAL (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I AM THE HOOD, I AM THE STREETS (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
TAKE IT HOW YOU WANT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I'M IN THE HOOD ALL DAY (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I THINK I'M LIKE THE ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥, DOG (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
THAT CAN GO TO THE PROJECTS (SCHOOL STREET, HOME OF THE BRAVE)
BY HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SELF AND BE GOOD
YEAH ♥♥♥♥♥, ASK ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON Y.O. (MY PROJECTS, Y.O.)
WHEN THE LAST TIME THEY SEEN DOG (Not too long ago baby)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..
DEE, WAAH, UGH... (Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is homeless)
KATO... (Where the hood at?)