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Bros before hos. Why?
Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason.
And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
And then... suddenly she's not your ho no mo'.

I'm not superstitious...
But I am a little stitious

The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine.– Abraham Lincoln

Using only the mass of the ass, and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.

You think you know about coffee? You merely adopted the dark drink.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't see a frappucino until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a poor excuse for hipster chicks who really dont like coffee.