Recent reviews by Coleinary Delight

I tell you what, this game was quite the experience. A friend (and just a friend) bought this game for me as a meme. It's definitely one of the hours of my life. These sex scenes are static and might as well have been done by machines. I was very disappointed in that. I was not, however, disappointed in the 9 seconds it took me to speedrun unlocking each sex scene. I was soft locked in completing all of the levels. Couldn't finish a single one. Mission 2 made me down what was left of my rum and yell mercilessly at my wife and kids. It was at this point I decided to calm down and take my schizophrenia medication. I said goodbye to my wife and kids and kept playing. I was unable to find the hidden mask necessary to unlock the final sex scene which will forever haunt my dreams, nay, my nightmares. Every morning I wake up the first thing on my calendar will be regret for not unlocking that final sex scene. I couldn't, however, continue on without walking into the woods and never returning to civilization. Also, both of the guys have $5 foot long ♥♥♥♥♥ but why is the black guys longer? I'm not bitter, I'm just saying. All in all, 7/10 too much water. Would recommend.