Recent reviews by NeuroticSlav

Ready is it not or ready it is? Who knows last time i played it, i nearly crushed my piss bottle from anger and frustration.

Broken game balance so at certain point its impossible to continue.

This should have been free update at best and even then it still would not be worth your time. Nothing unique about these targets they are like low effort ET.

Review in progress as changes are erratic.

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Decent game but bad remake, i love how they transitioned from tank controls to third person view, they managed to modernise it pretty well so zombies still pose a threat.
Game looks pretty good and gore is great, i also love new faces especially waifu Ada who now actually looks asian.
Remake retains puzzles and first part of game is fun because of it.

But when you compare it to original its pretty bad, they cut so much essential stuff that made game great.

They cut zapping(one playtrough influences other), there is basicly no interaction betwen Leon and Claire, unlike original playing as these characters is nearly identical with exception of small segment of game so there is no replaybility, compare it to original where each route was different and as bonus some scenarios changed depending on what you did and because of all that story was pretty cohesive and made sense, in remake story is full of plotholes and Leon and Claire routes dont make any sense as one story, and dont get me started on characters they changed them to be one dimensional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Im giving thumbs up, because its not bad game its just really bad remake.
Just please if you actually care about state of gaming and have actual standarts then dont buy these remakes on launch day, wait for sale, show Capcom they need to respect us gamers and do better job.

For intellectualy challenged who cant read, its a teaser and not demo.
As for teaser, it showcases and teases full game well, seems like we have another good remake of classic survival horror on hand. Lets hope this tiny bit is representation of full game.

Great idea for a game, too bad "finished" product feels more like concept.
Building ship? Great and fun! Rest? Tedious unimaginative half baked borefest that feels like alpha.
To describe you one of my gripes with game, to upgrade and build you need resources, well fine doesnt sound bad right? Well here is how it goes, you pick planet and you land....is it big world with lore and secrets and areas to explore? Nah, you always land in tiny arena where you mine resources while fending of waves of enemies and thats it, gameplay loop of fun building and barebones chores with most anti climatic endgame ever.

Cool DLC, would be nice to get katana or naginata but im content with asian waifu, also funds from this will go to purchase food stamps for all social cases complaining about price.

Pretty cool skins, dont listen to social cases who cry about price, its basicly two skins for hunter and three skins for weapons so its about 5€ per item. (counting weapon skins as bundle)