This always happens. This ALWAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens. I see a hot chic in the thumbnail, get all turned on by the sex, and get ready to blow my load the same time as the man. But when he pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out to finish, it's an alien, hooded, smegmum filled slimy Euro ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freshwater leech. There is no faster way to kill a boner than to see one of those extraterrestrial looking worm-♥♥♥♥♥.

I want to rescue that woman. To swoop in, rip off my boxers, and shove my medically-trimmed 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ into her mouth. I want to show her what an all-American, clean cut, organic grass-fed ♥♥♥♥ looks like. She'd never go back, never.

I need a valium

I'm deleting you brother
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

You ever eat cereal 👌 😩 but then you gotta ♥♥♥♥ 😳 so you go 😨 👉 to the bathroom 🚽 with your bowl and ♥♥♥♥ 💩while eating 😳 😳 but then since your ass🍑is already open😩 😩 the cereal💦 and milk💦 you swallow comes out without being digested 😶 and it falls into the toilet with your ♥♥♥♥ and the water dilutes the milk 💦 so now you have milky water 💦 💦 but you have an idea 💡 💡 so you stir the a lil bit and eat the cereal again ⌚ so you just ate 2 cereals😚 for the price for one💸 💸 because the ♥♥♥♥💩💩 actually E N H A N C E D the flavor of the cereal👌 😩 😩 😫

boop! you got bopped by ebonypony ^0^ ;3 you must boop 5 other ponies or discord will come and get you!! D: x-x

boop! you got bopped by ebonypony ^0^ ;3 you must boop 5 other ponies or discord will come and get you!! D: x-x