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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:46am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 4:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:19am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:53am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:13am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:20am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:01am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:20am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:54am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:45am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:32am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:33am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:50am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:13am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:28am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:28am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:48am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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