Bill Of Rights

Article the first... After the first enumeration required by the first article of the Constitution, there shall be one Representative for every thirty thousand, until the number shall amount to one hundred, after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall be not less than one hundred Representatives, nor less than one Representative for every forty thousand persons, until the number of Representatives shall amount to two hundred; after which the proportion shall be so regulated by Congress, that there shall not be less than two hundred Representatives, nor more than one Representative for every fifty thousand persons.

Article the second... No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.

Article the third... Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Article the fourth... A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Article the fifth... No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Article the sixth... The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Article the seventh... No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Article the eighth... In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Article the ninth... In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Article the tenth... Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Article the eleventh... The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Article the twelfth... The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.


0:00 - America will never fall to communist invasion
0:04 - Commencing Tactical Assessment: Red Chinese threat detected
0:10 - Democracy is non-negotiable
0:14 - Engaging Red Chinese aggressors
0:18 - Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Death is a preferable alternative to communism
0:28 - Chairman Cheng will fall. China will fall
0:34 - Communist engaged
0:36 - Communist detected on American soil; lethal force engaged
0:42 - Democracy will never be defeated
0:47 - Alaska's liberation is imminent
0:51 - Engaging Chinese invader
0:54 - Communism is a lie
0:58 - Initiating Directive 7395; Destroy all communists
1:06 - Tactical Assessment: Red Chinese victory; impossible
1:13 - Communist target acquired
1:16 - Anchorage will be liberated
1:20 - Communism is the very definition of failure
1:25 - The last domino falls here
1:29 - We will not fear the Red Menace
1:33 - Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom
1:39 - Embrace democracy, or you will be eradicated
1:45 - Democracy is truth, Communism is death
1:51 - Red Chinese infiltration unit; eliminated. Let freedom ring
1:59 - Memorial site; recognized. Honoring the fallen is the duty of every red-blooded American. Patriotism subroutines; engaged.
2:16 - Obstruction; eliminated
2:19 - Ground units, initiate Directive 7395; Destroy all communists
2:31 - Scanning defences. Scanning results: negative
2:38 - Warning. All personnel should move to minimum safe distance
2:44 - Warning. Subterranean Red Chinese compound detected. Obstruction depth: 5 meters. Composition: sand, gravel, and communism. Tactical Assessment: reach compound to restore democracy
3:08 - Objective reached
3:10 - Liberty Prime Full System Analysis: all systems nominal, weapons hot
3:21 - Warning. Nuclear weapon payload depleted. Reload required
3:29 - Warning. Power Core offline. Running on external power only. Core restart recommended
3:39 - Ability to repel Red Chinese invaders; compromised
3:46 - Diagnostic command; accepted
3:50 - Voice module; online. Audio functionality test; initialized
3:58 - Designation: Liberty Prime Mark II. Mission: the liberation of Anchorage, Alaska
4:08 - Primary targets: any and all Red Chinese invaders
4:15 - Embrace democracy, or you will be eradicated
4:21 - Democracy is truth, communism is death. Anchorage will be liberated
4:30 - Revised stratagem initiated. Aquatic transit protocol; activated. Probability of mission hindrance: 0 percent
4:45 - Core systems initializing. Targeting Parameters; offline. Recalibrating
4:56 - Hostile software detected. Communist subversion likely
5:02 - Liberty Prime back online
5:06 - Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Democracy is non-negotiable
5:14 - Proceeding to target coordinates
5:18 - Fusion core reinitialized
5:22 - Liberty Prime Full System Analysis: all systems nominal. Weapons: hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists. Probability of Chinese victory: impossible
5:45 - Initiating Directive 7395; destroy all communists
5:53 - Ariel incursion by communist forces cannot succeed
5:59 - Updated Tactical Assessment: Red Chinese presence detected
6:05 - Global positioning initialized. Location: the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, birthplace of American freedom
6:16 - Designation: Liberty Prime. Operational Assessment: all systems nominal. Primary Directive: war
6:28 - Area classified as active war zone. Engaging Century Protocols, weapons hot
6:39 - System Diagnostic commencing. Mobility: complete. Optic Beam: full charged. Nuclear Warheads: armed
6:53 - Defending life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
6:59 - Only together can we stop the spread of communism
7:04 - I hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Americans are created equal and are endowed with certain unalienable rights
7:19 - Victory is ashore
7:23 - American casualties: unacceptable. Overkill Protocols authorized
7:31 - Glory is the reward of valor
7:35 - Defeat is not an option
7:40 - Obstruction detected. Overland travel to target; compromised. Probability of mission hindrance: 32 percent
7:53 - Cultural database accessed. Quoting New England poet, Robert Frost.