I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite profile in the citadel

This guy , this guy right here ? He's da best. The MVP. The bestest of a best friend you could ever ask for, with a heart of gold and patience like a monk. My life wouldn't be the same without this guy being part of it. He's so unique, you won't find him anywhere else and when he's gone ? You cannot replace him. He's a skilled gamer , a passionate collector and he will always find a game which keeps him occupied for a good while. Honestly, if you can call yourself lucky to have this guy in your life, be thankful. Treat him with respect and you will get a loyal friend for life. He will always make you laugh, no matter the situation.

<3

Swiggity swooty, I came for tiddies and booty. *CACKLES AND WALKS AWAY* DIN MAMMA.

Dude pls, no bully on my profile pls. Das not cool.

xoxo