I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader, I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada Though I'm certain they're really really nice.I have a Prime minister not a President. I speak English and French, NOT American. And I pronounce it about not aboot.I can proudly sew my counties flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation.And that the Beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A toque is a hat! A chesterfield is a couch! And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE! ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! And the BEST part of North America!
My name is Rizion and I! AM! CANADIAN!


Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/WHcx61f.gif

...I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexual tyrannosaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnsjOA1G3wE

I also have a glorious mane of a beard

PEACE is a LIE, there is only PASSION
Through PASSION, I gain STRENGTH
Through STRENGTH, I gain POWER
Through POWER, I gain VICTORY
Through VICTORY my CHAINS are BROKEN
The FORCE shall set me FREE.
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LOL MADE YOU LOOK!