god emperor trump please murder and rape every liberal

horrific read gg

stasis titan: i guess this is it fireteam. our final rodeo. looks up to the witness
arc warlock: huh, im ready and I AM STEADY.
strand hunter: Witness, HERE WE COME!

witness: chuckles oh foolish guardians.... have you learnt nothing?

titan: yeah... i learnt one thing from my past....missions. THE FIST is mightier THAN THE GUN!
warlocks: oh... titans... OUR SPACE MAGIC WILL OBLITERATE THIS CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!
hunters: heh... give us a needle and a thread and lets just say.... we'll KNITT the problem out the picture, ya get my drift?

witness: well, well, well, BRACE FOR IMPACT.

riven of a thousand people: guardians... i wish to aid you.

guardians (all at the same time):
RIVEN OF A THOUSAND YEARS? you're HERE !

Witness: Holy LIGHT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

Kill this potsu guy

stop with these positive comments need more brainrot

I consider myself lucky to have you in my life 💕✨