Thank you so much I_love_men! the 10,000 dollar donation to the mens minecraft strip club. Also, a few purchases have been deemed invalid. They are as follows:

4 different sized dildos (3, 5, 6, and 8 inches respectively) - 89.95 dollars
a mens porno magazine - 9.99
a personal lap dance from micheal - 39.99
a penis enlargement procedure - 11,699 ( a full 3 inches extra, bringing your total to 4 inches)

sorry all these purchases were refunded. also, good luck with that 4 inch ♥♥♥♥ btw lol