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3 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
"I wander through the frozen trees,
The snow drifts high, the biting breeze.
Faint flickers dance, a city's glow—
Or is it just the moonlit snow?

My breath escapes in fleeting sighs,
The path ahead, a blur of white lies.
I chase the lights, but they don’t stay,
They fade like dreams that slip away.

Footsteps sink, the world stands still,
The forest wraps me in its chill.
A city waits, or so I trust,
Yet in my heart, I know I'm lost."
Posted 9 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Add Steeve, my beloved <3
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record
The once democratic affair descended into a grim atrocity, yet in the culmination, they emerged triumphant, ultimately resolved
Posted 6 May, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
44.7 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Introduction
Let me begin by expressing that this game is incredibly challenging (and I loathe resorting to the term 'unplayable'). As you progress further, securing a full combo or even a 100-word combo becomes uncertain unless you exert considerable effort. The controls, which demand constant typing, are incredibly demanding – a fitting challenge for a bullet hell game. Adding to the complexity, movement requires holding down the shift key, introducing a significant risk factor. Accidental fast typing can swiftly break your combo, unless luck intervenes. It seems this game is tailor-made for players akin to demons, requiring three arms to master – two for typing and one for maneuvering. The developers clearly envisioned this level of intensity and challenge, ensuring players experience it fully as they advance through the game.

Narrative
Now that we've tackled the intricacies of the controls, let's explore some of the game's bright spots and uplifting aspects. The storytelling shines with a wholesome and captivating narrative, effectively drawing players in and maintaining their interest. Additionally, the dialogue adds a touch of humor, a noteworthy feat for a game centered around combating evil in a Christian context. I particularly admire how the protagonist initially appears as a conventional exorcist, presumed to be the epitome of purity. However, the creators cleverly subvert this expectation, infusing the character with unexpected profanity that elicited genuine laughter from me. It's remarkable how even minor details like these can contribute to the game's overall positive atmosphere.

Climax
Although the story mode offers some replay value, the hardcore mode presents an entirely distinct and self-explanatory challenge. As I progressed from defeating easier foes to confronting tougher adversaries, engaging in such focused and hardcore gameplay proved exceedingly difficult; there was no room for mercy. Not only were enemies constantly hurling bullets, but my own mistakes and frequent mistyping, even during basic movement, added to the challenge. Pursuing the "hardcore" ending seemed daunting – a feat I, like many others, may not have had the determination to achieve, especially given the difficulty of reading the game's font. Ultimately, the game proved unforgiving, demanding full determination to navigate the keyboard, a task made even more daunting by the question of whether to dedicate one hand solely to typing – truly an outlandish concept.

Music
I'd like to highlight another aspect of this game that I particularly enjoy revisiting: the music or OST. It's truly remarkable how the retro-inspired synth-wave enhances the overall experience. I absolutely love how certain darksynth tracks perfectly complement the intense battles encountered throughout the game. It's a feature that demands admiration and adds an undeniable badass vibe to the gameplay.

Should you play it?
So, what are my thoughts on whether anyone should recommend giving this game a try? Ultimately, the decision rests with you. If you have a penchant for bullet-hell challenges and don't shy away from a bit of pain, if you're adept at typing and possess knowledge of biblical scripts, or if you're simply skilled at facing constant defeat, then this game might just be your cup of tea.
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This is precisely the scenario you encounter when facing a cheater utilizing an aimbot.

P.S. This developer also excels in curating fantastic music selections for short games.
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Better than playing nothing.
Posted 11 January, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Playing this game is an intense challenge, demanding skill and resilience as you navigate through just under a minute of gripping agony. Moreover, the game subtly hints that the letter "S" symbolizes the developer's penchant for sadism.
Posted 5 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
This game, a hidden gem, regrettably remains underrated due to its small player base. However, it undeniably deserves recognition. Its visuals are nothing short of breathtaking, surpassing the disappointments of many other games I've encountered. As an astronomy enthusiast, I was pleasantly surprised by its celestial attention to detail. I wholeheartedly recommend it if you have an affinity for stargazing and planet exploration, along with engaging gameplay mechanics. If you're a fan of the shoot 'em up genre and, like me, yearn for a power-hungry gaming experience, this game is an absolute must-try.
Posted 9 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
112.5 hrs on record (43.7 hrs at review time)
Risk of Pain
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
93.2 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've never experienced such pure enjoyment as I do when I gaze upon a blank screen, watching as numbers and letters continuously ascend to greater heights.
Posted 23 August, 2023.
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