I am the ONE.

He who has been chosen by the cosmos itself, to be the number one gamer on planet earth. I'm sure you want to know all about the backstory of the chosen one but time is short, for i must continue gaming for the survival of mankind. If you are reading this msg it is because I (the ONE) need your prayers and +Rep to keep going and keep gaming, for only i possess the gaming skill required to keep the planet alive. I'm sorry but i am out of time, i haven't gamed in the last 60 seconds and must return to my peripherals of choice to aid in the eternal battle against our great enemy xXsatan69Xx. lend me your prayers and +Rep for i am the ONE true gamer.