Последние обзоры Rick D

When I was a child I used to think that magic was just long-winded lying...
Now I'm a fully grown adult with pubes and everything, I found out that magic is actually REAL!

Thank you for this amazing piece of software.

Very adictive game!!!
Your progress is measured in broken controlers (356,969,280 and counting)
Did I mention I live under a motorway bridge these days?
We all sit around the fire, melting joypads and tell hexagonal stories.

I misread the title...
'The Florist' sounded lovely!
Now I have eaten my therapist.

Tested on my monitor 1st to get used to the controls and it was good, just how I remember it back in the 80's...

Then I played it in VR and released a Swiss roll into my underpants!!!
I carefully unravelled the Swiss roll like an ancient scroll revealing the word 'nostalgia' in strawberry jam on a whipped cream background.

Would definitely excrete another Swiss roll in awe of this beautiful game.
AMAZING EXPERIENCE!

This game is the vaccine for COVID-19

Started on a beach with my knob out...
Died on that same beach with my knob out.

Reminded me of D-Day but with my knob out.

8 venison legs for 4 bucks...
Is that 2 deer?

No Man's Game... Refunded but upvoted.

I purchased this for the up and coming VR, wanting a change from my usual simulator games. I wanted a nice relaxing and stress free experience so I could do what I want, when I want.
I gave it a quick test in 2D (normal monitor) and I was instantly greeted with a relentless barrage of what I can only discribe as 'chores' It just felt too much like house work.

NMS is clearly a very psychologically clever, well thought out and popular game...
I just don't have the desire to get addicted to an infinite dopamine fueled feedback cycle.
The only thing that would draw me to a game like this would be a real life currency system, as the game feels too much like hard work with no reward.

Sorry It's not you, it's me.

Tina Turner (born Anna Mae Bullock; November 26, 1939) is a US-born Swiss singer-songwriter, dancer, actress, and author. Turner rose to international prominence as a featured singer with Ike Turner's Kings of Rhythm before recording hit singles both with Ike and as a solo performer. One of the world's best-selling artists of all time, she has been referred to as The Queen of Rock 'n' Roll and has sold more than 200 million albums and singles worldwide to date. She is noted for her energetic stage presence, powerful vocals, and career longevity. According to Guinness World Records, Turner has sold more concert tickets than any other solo performer in history.

AWESOME piece of kit!

Was using it to browse the internet...
Accidentally bought another one from ebay.
Now I have two steam controlers.

Would definitely accidentally buy another one.