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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:26pm

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 8:04pm

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:38am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 9:38pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:00pm

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:27pm

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 11:30pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 11:54pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 12:47am

Final Upgrade!

You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:32am

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:28am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 12:49am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:35pm

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:34pm

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:18am

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 7:32pm

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:03am



Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
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