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Listen man lemme tell ya something real quick. I am the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lucio you have ever seen. I can get from spawn to point A on attack faster than your grandma Ana can reload her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dart gun. I can burst down a flying pharah while wall riding and amp healing my entire team at the same time. If you get within 12 kilometres of a cliff then you better kiss the ground goodbye because you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying soon, ♥♥♥♥♥. I discovered Stanky. I was one of the first 100 upvotes on his King of Swing montage. I was pulling off 5 golds Lucio before it was even a thing. If you say one more thing about my Lucio then you better prepare yourself for the worst hell imaginable. Not only will I execute you and your entire team, but I'll also dodge your soldiers nano boosted tactical visor in the open just by wall riding while I'm at it. You haven't seen anything like me, kiddo, and you'll never see anything ever again from the bottom of Illios well, ♥♥♥♥♥.

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