The Government

Empty Aquarium

Feed everyone at the pier

Feast in the Clouds

Feed everyone on the rooftops

Prison Poultry

Feed everyone in the prison

Nightclub Nourishment

Feed everyone and everything at Cafe Mawson

Email Etiquette

Ponder the ins and outs of sending an email

Savory Sock Seasoning

Learn the art of sock-foot alignment

This is how I sit on the Toilet

Hello my name is Kevin and this is not a joke. I sit on the toilet like this. Always have. I know it is weird, but every time I use the toilet normally It feels wrong and takes more work. I think I have been doing this for so long that my body is just too used to it to go back. Please try it for yourself. Maybe we can make a change. Again, I am not joking.

The Silenced Saint

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs

Colder Than Everest

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs on hard mode

Bullet Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 10 bullets

Beer Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 6 beer

In and Out

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, one cockroach, and one bullet

Beer and Puff

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 puffer fish and 1 beer

Tangled Meat

In Sandbox Mode, cook 12 Sausages

Caged Roach

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, 4 roaches, and 4 shot glasses