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I've come to make an announcement: Bendy's a b**ch-ass motherf**ker, he Inked on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his demon-f**kin' Inky d**k out and he Inked on my f**king wife, and he said his d**k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on Lighter Side Films: Bendy The Dancing Demon, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*ng looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no inks, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER INK!! Except I'm not gonna Ink on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M INKING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Henry?! I INKED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the Ink D R O P L E T S hit the f**king Earth, now get outta my f**king sight, before I Ink on you too!

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THY END IS NOW!

men

I wonder what's for D I N N E R .

JUDGEMENT!

Ah.... free... at last... O' Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning... and thy gore shall GLISTEN! Before the temples of man! ... Creature, of steel... My gratitude upon thee for my freedom. BUT THE CRIMES, THAT THY KIND HAVE COMMITED AGAINST HUMANITY, ARE NOT. FORGOTTEN. AND THY PUNISHMENT... ... IS DEATH.

Pizza, pasta, put it in a box. Deliver it to my house and put it on my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥. Cheesy on my peeny and some sauce-a on my balls.

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aa it keeps kicking me out of the group chat

Hey fake peppino what's up i didn't know you had a steam account

naw jit trippin

they're gonna bury whats left of you in soup

KABOOM!

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