sea pickle

This guy is absolute booty cheeks at everything including life. There is only 1 person who is even worse and that is his buddy The Semen Bureaucrat. It is actually sad how bad these two are and its only made worse when they are together. I pray that you become less of a loser and become a more respectable person. As for your friend, I am afraid all hope is lost for him and they will remain a sore loser for the remainder of their life.
-Doctor Sex