Look, here's a thing... I am going to be honest with you, I-I'm kinda retarded. [...] no, my gut is never wrong.

I never expected Trump charging into a goblin’s nest to not get some goblin vomit and slop and blood on him - I just don’t want to catch him in bed with a goblin... I don’t want to see him kissing goblins, having political succubus with goblins, I don’t want to see him ingratiating goblins.

Truth is, the frogs were gay from the start.

I mean there are a bunch of people who I’ve heard worship Adolf Hitler who don’t like me because I don’t think Jews have 14 inch fangs and drink blood and sneak around in bushes.

Literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us.

Just like the Bible says, it’s basically an intergalactic invasion into this space through people. I’m telling you, it’s what all the ancients said. It’s what they warned of. It’s what we’re dealing with. They’re demons! They’re frickin’ interdimensional invaders OK? I’ll just say it, make fun of me all you want on CNN or wherever, but everyone already innately knows this. These people are not frickin’ humans OK! Hillary Clinton is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demon!