Hmph, Red.

I’ve been thinking… we still haven’t unlocked all the Terraria achievements, and it’s getting really annoying. Honestly, I’m so close to doing it all on my own, but someone (not naming names) is taking forever to help me finish. You should be grateful I’m even letting you join me.

So, how about you stop being lazy and come play with me so we can finally finish this? It’s not like I need your help, but it’d be faster if you just did what I said. And I suppose it’d be nice to have someone around who can maybe keep up.

Don’t keep me waiting too long. I expect you to be ready whenever I say so, okay?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!