Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín
wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín
dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
bǐ bīngqílín
sùdù yǔ jīqíng
sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
wǒ zuì xǐhuān
suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān
zhǔnbèi 1 2 3
liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu
sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3
bùyào wàngjì
bùyào cuòguò
jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn
kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng
dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo
chàbùduō yīyàng bīngqílín zàijiàn

Do you like my car, my car, my car

Guess you're ready'
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out
I wanna go come along... get it on!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready
but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you, shall I go now?

Gas gas gas! I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero!

Gas gas gas! I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Don't be lazy
'Cause I'm burning for you
It's like a hot sensation!
Got this power
That is taking me out
Yes I've got a crush on you
Ready now ready go!

Her offering of waffles, which creates a humorous misunderstanding due to the phonetic similarity between the words 'WiFi' and 'Waffle', demonstrates the intent of working class individuals attempting to move up in society, but are inhibited by their divide with the rest of society. This is also a beautiful allegory to the decay of Western society due to class divisions, which Tyler Perry masterfully wraps up with multiple allusions to Marx's works throughout the film. In conclusion, Madea's Witness Protection is in reality a beautiful allegory for our society, which is ingeniously disguised as a meaningless comedy film.

(P1)Madea's Witness Protection, while it seems like a worthless comedy meant solely for entertainment, is actually a deep reflection on the decay of our Western Capitalist society. It is a layered masterpiece of comedy genius, which requires deep thought to comprehend even just one of the many levels of a single 'joke'. For example, George asks the titular character for WiFi, and she agrees to make George a waffle. While uneducated fools like Owen Gleiberman may see the line as a throwaway gag, it really is a statement on the disconnect between the wealthy suburban community and the urban lower class community. George, as a wealthy person, has a greater access to essential technologies such as WiFi. When he asks Madea for WiFi, Madea does not understand, and instead offers to make waffles. Madea represents the working class, who due to fiscal differences is culturally drifting away from the American upper class.

This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken

I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.

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