Reaper Grimm
Jonathan   Tracy, California, United States
 
 
blah blah blah? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reading this like... how bored are you that you're on my profile reading my dumbass BIO as if you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care like... GO PLAY CYBERPUNK!!! get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here and go play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I know we ain't friends cause my friends ain't lookin at this ♥♥♥♥ so that means i don't know you... go play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game pleb. Then send me Smiley and i'll take a shot for ya haha. Cheers.:steammocking: :moxes:
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Oh Cyberpunk what can I say about you that hasn't been said by everyone else in this little... ok BIG review section.

WELL LET'S START HAHA. I never played the game in the early days due to it's trash reputation and even when "edgerunners" came out i was like "pfft naaaaah imma play league" but how wrong was I? (was was really wrong and you all know it... cmon... league??? really???) SO after constant harassment i watched the show... i cried... i got angry... i bought the game... alright lets begin

Starts up game and music plays... ohhhhhhh shivers. Move forward with a broken nose (street kid ofcourse) spend 2 hours with Jackie before the game actually starts... the game starts... after 2 hours... THAT'S A GAME!!! I continue to play for hours and hours until I get to the ending... I need ya'll to understand something. If anyone reads this I hope they READ THIS ONE THING!!!! I'm over 500 hours in this game and i didn't beat it once until my 523'rd hour... I loved this game SO MUCH that I refused to let it end and restarted a new character EVERY FRIGGIN TIME!

NOW... as I have done the "don't fear the reaper" (both versions) and i have played through several times now including the Phantom Liberty (which we shall touch on in another paragraph... don't worry i'll put a TLDR at the end... please don't scroll down yet cmon... i'm typing here haha) Where was I... oh yeah since i've played through AN ending and the phantom liberty endings it has thrown so many choices and options at me. This game might have specific dialogue choices for romancing or not, or killing or not, like yeah... choices matter. The biggest gameplay thing though is the ability to do a mission 10 different ways, then play again and find out there's 5 more ways you NEVER thought of... then play again and find 2 hidden paths. I am over 500 hours and i'm STILL FINDING little secrets, under bridges, in corners of the map, in small crevices between buildings where there's a chest that... IYKYK. Not to mention they still pay attention and update for all systems, fixing any bugs that pop up... (yeah bugs... they're still a thing but not too bad). At this point they don't deserve any shame when EVERY assassins creed game is so riddled with game breaking bugs that are never fixed. So as a company we love them, we follow them, and we beg for more... just look at their last update (2.13) and the comments on it saying "MORE DLC, MORE PHANTOM LIBERTY". They are loved and they love us in return with the attention and care they give this game.

OK EVERYONE, take breath... I know this is long but we are getting there so get some vodka with lime juice and ginger beer and don't forget that splash of love ;)... or grab a David Martinez from Claire and let's get to talking about PHANTOM LIBERTY. Ho oh oh oh LY SHIZNET!!! When this puppy dropped... like i said i'm a new age punker who bought and played this POST edgerunner show. Once Phantom Liberty hit the scene i was EXCITED, and they had updated changing how the upgrade system worked at that time too so now it was a whole different game. if you imagine the game in a percentage way... normal game was now %65... and %25 was phantom liberty now... they took a whole game and added SO MUCH that it extended HOURS of gameplay... now that's how you do DLC people THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!!! not "oh look my pretty skin" NO... this... this was LEGIT. Now my frames took a massive hit in dogtown but sheeeesh they fixed that after release because ya know... they friggin care about us. What blew me away was not even how it added so much more content and weapons and the relic system... what slapped me was that OTHER missions from the first part of the game AFFECT interactions in the DLC... They actually made MORE decisions... like... they put so much extra work on themselves and you gotta respect it. OK, i won't hit too much more cause Phantom Liberty is a whole thing so to finalize it i'll say that it opened up so much more dialogue, story, and immersion into the dystopian world of Cyberpunk 2077.

Almost done folks, i've you've gotten here (and didn't scroll down -_- looking at you) then you're a real choom and we are almost done ok. Everything this game does hits. The action is engaging and the music slaps pumping my blood to intensity. Phone calls engaging conversation as I roll down the road in my ARCH poppin wheelies and crying to "I really wanna stay at your house". Playing this game the first time is beautiful as you look around and get immersed and each play through you learn more and more and find more secrets and you can play however you want to play. Not to mention you can mod the game as well (yeah it's not steam mods so you have to click 2 extra times). You can make this game however you want it to be, but even at the base level it's such a glorious piece of work that i'd be happy to support CDPR in the future. My car is half cyberpunk already with paint job and stickers, not to mention my cyber dog on the dash. Before i hit the tldr i gotta say i respect ya'll who read this whole thing, you're a real trooper and a choom that i'd buy a drink for (if you're of drinking age) so give me a "1337" in the comments and let's get back to it cause... we've got a city to burn!!!

TLDR: ok we are here now... you scrolled down and got to the bottom and here we are at TLDR... This game is gorgeous, fantastically built from the ground up with choices, attention to detail, gameplay functionality, balancing, FUN... oh god the FUN... and the DLC add's hours more of play time and is worth every penny. If you have gotten here then please scroll up and click "buy" and when i say please i mean... Just do it. You seriously won't regret it.
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Cpt_underpants_ 3 Feb, 2024 @ 2:21pm 
Told me he f"d Judy like 15x in cyberpunk, seems like a good guy to me.