1. We don't own the same game.
2. You don't have a microphone.
3. Your profile is private.

I like 2000s-era video games because they're the ones I grew up playing with my siblings.
Pineapple possibly belongs on Pizza.
Chinese food is the bomb.

Your Grandma's Laptop from 1999

Online : Just logged in.
Away : Gone for a bit or I don't want to play.
Do Not Disturb : Self explanatory.
Looking to Play : Self explanatory.
Offline : My computer is off.