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☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
You come to our hospital for treatment today, I hope you like our single luxurious ward. Due to the particularity of your disease, we have isolated you. We hope that you will not have sex in the short term, otherwise your gonorrhea and syphilis may be transmitted to your lover. Therefore, for your health and the happiness of others, our hospital hopes to perform chemical castration on you, which is painless and free throughout the process, just because of our sense of social responsibility. At the same time, please regulate your sexual partners after discharge from the hospital. It is important for you to choose a regular and healthy partner. Of course, remember to let your sexual partner use a condom, not only to keep you safe, but also keep others safe.
I wish you a speedy recovery. ——Nantong Great Wall Andrology Hospital
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Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
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