GET MORE HOURS CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH

i have a job :(

Get a job, pretty please

GET A JOB PLEASE.

very cool

why are you blue

funny blue doge

Crusty

crusty

ok

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744771599537930290/869153488016375838/1817427.png?width=409&height=451

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536483081360769044/868905278626758696/hell.png

Larry : I'm thirsty!

Moe : Yeah so what?

Larry : So what? You expect me to go all the way to the bank parched?

Moe : Oh you're parched are ya? Here. Have a sip.

*Moe proceeds to spray Larry with a faceful of water*

Larry : That was more than a sip!

Moe : How much more?!

Larry : This much!

*Larry proceeds to douse Moe with the same amount of water Moe did a few moments earlier.*

Curly : Seems like you all got wet feet about the whole ordeal! Nyehehehehehhh..

Moe : There's plenty more for you too!

*Moe sprays down Curly with water from the same jug*

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

END SCENE

The Bill Debacle:

Larry : Hey guys, the faucet won't turn on, did you pay the water bill?

Moe : Sorry about that Larry, but the telephone ain't working. Curly?! Did you pay the telephone bill?

Curly : Sorry Moe, I woulda if I coulda, but what good is the telephone if we don't got electricity?! Larry? Did you forget to pay the electric bill?

Larry : Sorry boys, I would if I could, but how can I do that when the waters out?

Moe : Hold your horses! What does the water being out have to do with you paying the electric bill?

mmm

@everyone I hope you all have a wonderful so you should really like eat me whole it would be extremely funny y'know.

thats just racist man

racial slur

kills you

commission for big fat schlong

thank you rusty

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

happy first day of sad times, no more pride month :tears:

hi