Recent reviews by Absolute Lute

Literally play this game, it is soooooooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good and I ended up playing through the campaign after completing it multiple times because it is just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun. The aiming in dead space 2 has improved a lot since Dead Space 1 and is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer sequeal. Only play dead space 3 if you wanna see how pathetic EA got with it and for the nostaliga of playing it on the Xbox 360. Besides that don't touch it because it was fun, but a shooter more than a horror game like Dead Space 1 and 2. If you want the terrifying horror of dead space play the first and second game. If you want the gun play action of dead space pick up the third game.

Real high fap material. Plus weebs get to gasm about cat girls. 10/10

Drop Kick Everything

Literally best game ever, you can slice people up into sushi, you can rip out spines with a glowing red sperm in your eye, and you can cut anything. Make Raiden into a lumber jack on a beach plus you get all the DLC for free like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take my money.

Don't recommend this game in the state that it is in. Cheaters running a muck, no game updates only ever get updates for cases or UI fixes, sub tick makes this game unplayable and unenjoyable. Overall rather quit now and wait the next 15 years for this game to get a freaking anti-cheat and a stable FPS instead of going from 300s to low 200s and sometimes 100s because of all the amazing graphical changes. Thanks Valve.

I do not recommend Warframe because of the fact that most of the time spent early, middle, and late game crafting ♥♥♥♥ with the build time still on them like it is a mobile game. I also don't recommend warframe with how little DE fixes the bugs that their game has, they rather update the UI customization options with such as being different colors and sounds, but besides that nothing else. I really enjoyed this game when I got invested in the questlines of discovering who controlled the warframes and past that, but with the lack of content it honestly just makes it boring and unfun to play entirely anymore. I still tend to hop on and get the daily login reward, but besides that I find myself getting off immediately after because there are many other games that I can play that are more fun than warframe.

I still care for this game, but until DE gets their priorities straight I just don't enjoy warframe anymore and don't intend on giving the company anymore money when they can't fix the common bugs ((One bug I've dealt with many times even previously is the door in a mission being locked permanently and being unable to pass the mission resulting in having to exit it and go back into the mission again, and it isn't a door that takes hacking a control panel)).

Besides that I do say play this game if you have stuff to do to kill the time you need to wait for stuff in the foundry to be built, but if you find yourself stuck at home playing games then go for it too, but be warned because most of everything in this game takes a long to be made. Warframes take 3 days to be craft after spending 12 hours for 3 parts of the warframe to be made to actually be able to make the frame. The worst frame to be an example of this is Equinox as she is a whole mess of a frame to farm and to build. As she is 2 frames in one, so you have to build 2 different frames that you combine into one and both take 3 days to craft. To top it off the frame you play as with the 2 frames combined takes another 3 days to be made. Literally second main reason I dislike this game besides the first.

Besides, getting off topic in my conclusion I say play this game if you got the grind in you and you have a lot of time to kill, but if you aren't looking for a heavy grinding mobile type building game than this is a hard pass. Hopefully this will give some insight on this game for those who might wanna play it! Just don't let it consume you like my clan leader....the man has 12K hours in it and is max mastery....he is a hardcore warframe player and is a real nice dude just sucks that he has wasted most of his time on this game because of that building time BS with the foundry.

Has a lot of things to do. A lot of items to play with. So many different combinations you can do with different items (Afterbirth+ makes it even funner). On top of it you get to play with some fun characters that are strong in different areas while some make you wish you could ram some nails into your eyes or really sell your soul to satan to become powerful enough to not get annoyed that you died on a good run! What can I say more of? Deals with Satan, Deals with Angels that usually say ♥♥♥♥ you with the items they give unless it is God Head, and on top of it you get to kill your mother...Greatest game to spend a ♥♥♥♥ ton of hours in.

Really enjoyable game. The soundtrack is nice and really makes you get into playing the game (Speaking of Song 2 and 3 only 1st song isn't too great in my opinion). Controls are responsive and smooth which makes me play this game a lot even after getting all the achievements. Simple looks that are nice and really good to look at when trying to beat the levels in a "fast enough time" when it isn't specified, so you gotta keep playing until you get the final achievement that will give you the answer to that question.

Overall I recommend this game for people that want to enjoy some nice music and want to play a game a couple of times to get the all the achievements or returning to play one of those songs that really get you into the groove.

Only issue now is we need more badass songs added that make you feel like you are getting pumped up for a final boss fight like what Song 2 does.

Running around as a ♥♥♥♥♥ steal gems and keys from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Add some good sneaky music that reminds you of other stealth games for me being sly cooper. What else can I say? Be the ♥♥♥♥♥ more and steal more goodies from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I love the first game and the second game is funny with how they made Styx with his remarks. I love the inproved hud and the gadget wheel which makes it so much easier to get to the gadget that you wish to use for the situation. I also love how you can bypass an enitre area of eneimes and continue the story without killing anyone which makes the game more challenging to see if you have enough Mercy or you want to bring death to everyone that has caused you problems. I definitely recommend this game to people who love heavily stealth games and want to listen to a goblin make remarks to opponents that are twice his size but if you don't like heavily stealth games this is a pass for you then because you can go loud but won't live long if you can't parry well and if you get out numbered.