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║ You know what Pac-Man stands for ?
║ Program and control.
║ He's program and control man.
║ The whole thing is a metaphor.
║ All he can do is consume.
║ He's pursued by demons, that are probably just in his own head.
║ And even if he does manage to escape by slipping out one side of the maze, what happens ?
║ He comes right back in the other side.
║ People think it's a happy game, well, it's not a happy game.
║ But luckily, Pac-Man didn't affect us as kids.
║ Otherwise we'd be sitting around all day, in dark rooms,
║ Eating crisps, and playing video games... Oh wait !
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